or his lovely jacket
OR HIS WATCH
AND HERE I THOUGHT HE WAS BUYING HIS CLOTHES IN TESCO
maybe he’s the pimp of london
Maybe he is a great thrift store shopper
Maybe Sherlock is his sugar daddy
Sherlock just casually replaces all of his clothes while he sleeps.
John was a bit concerned at first, but it became too expensive to replace the replacements so now he just accepts it.
NO EVEN BETTER
I AM GOING TO DO A PEACOCK CRY
THERES A WOMAN ACROSS THE WAY
AND SHE ORGASMS REALLY LOUDLY ALL THE FUCKING TIME
AND SHE WOKE ME UP LAST NIGHT
AND I AM SORRY BUT YOU CAN BE VOCAL AND THEN YOU CAN BE SO LOUD YOU WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER
NEXT TIME I HEAR HER I AM GOING TO MIMIC EXACTLY WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE IN RESPONSE
AND FREAK HER THE FUCK OUT
i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”
This is fucking amazing.